STEP 1: Stop eating these.
I lost you, didn't I?
Okay fine. Stop eating those until Valentine's Day.
At least that's the goal some of my friends set, and I foolishly jumped on board.
*sigh*
STEP 2: Seriously consider why you want to run a half marathon and what are your end goals.
Ask yourself: Is it worth giving up the World's Best Chocolate Chip Cookie?
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YES NO
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All right, you tough cookie! Just eat the cookies then.
Proceed as follows.... Life is short.
STEP 3: Breakfast tomorrow: [you're welcome]
2 eggs
A dollop of fat-free cottage cheese (yes, a "dollop" is a scientific culinary measurement)
Large fistful of spinach, shredded with kitchen shears
A sprinkling each of grated cheese and crumbled bacon
Salt & pepper to taste
Have your 2-year-old tow-headed personal chef whip up an omelet for you.
If you do not have a 2-year-old tow-headed personal chef, I'm very sorry...
I do not know how you are going to run this half marathon.
STEP 4: I'm sorry but at some point, you are actually going to have to run...
Here's my plan!
(The red is what I changed or added or did instead).
Let's see if I make it to Saturday... 6 miles YIKES!
Chocolate chip cookies are starting to sound like a very agreeable alternative.
GOOD LUCK!!!
Envision cookies at the finish line...
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